man and his camel

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Post 1 by MBULLET4058 (awww. see? i knew my opinion mattered to you!) on Wednesday, 20-Jan-2010 21:52:08

There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been traveling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel. He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it and got on it again. Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it. He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help. The hottest girl said ,"If you fix our car we will do anything you want." The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash. When he finished the three girls asked,"How could we ever repay you, Mister?" After thinking for a short while he replied,"Could you hold my camel?"

Post 2 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Wednesday, 20-Jan-2010 23:33:43

hahaha Uh... lol Talk about a guy who was out of it.

Post 3 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Friday, 22-Jan-2010 18:50:56

Uuuuuum! Wow! The poor bastard. He didn't even see the opportunity.

Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 22-Jan-2010 21:10:00

wow; nope, he sure didn't. hahaha.